Reunited: (Verb) To come together again after a period of separation or disunity.

Brad was finally able to duck Angie and the brood to spend some quality time with the Jack to his Ennis, BFF George Clooney at the Venice Film Festival this week. It would make sense though, wouldn't it? Why George can never settle down with a lady? Because his one, great, true love is forbidden!! It's the ultimate tragic romance!

I guess we'll only know for sure if he's eventually robbed and beaten to death by a gang of hustlers down in Tijuana. Which would be really, really sad, of course -- but also make for one helluvan "E! True Hollywood Story." You have to admit.

He wishes he could quit you, George: