Ripe: (Adjective) Emitting a foul odor, especially body odor.

Ha ha! Look who's not perfect! I was actually about to say that J Lo looked kind of nice in this sweater dress, until I realized that she was sweating like a pig in it. Boy, I sure envy the dry cleaning employee who gets the pleasure of dealing with this biohazard. No, I really do. Whoever it is will probably get three Christmas bonuses this year.