Role Playing: (Noun) The acting out or performance of a particular role, either consciously or unconsciously, in accordance with a person's behavior in a particular context.

With all the Heidi and Spencer news this week, I swear -- it's been like my birthday, Christmas and ladies night all rolled into one. A sneak-peek of Heidi and Spencer's eagerly-anticipated new video game, "Facebreaker," has been released, in which you can actually beat up Heidi and Spencer -- or make them fight each other -- (see above) along with other celebrities like Kim Kardashian.

While there's no doubt a widespread appeal for wanting to kick the motherloving shit out of Spencer Pratt, I have serious reservations that anyone would pay $50 for the privilege of doing so. Especially when it's so darn easy to just stalk the real Spencer Pratt and sucker punch him and run away. Or tase him, which is another great way of causing bodily harm to Spencer Pratt. Not to mention breaking his kneecaps with a baseball bat. And, as always, those things are all still totally free!*

*Cost of baseball bat, brass knuckles and/or taser not included.

They could literally start fighting at any second: