Schlub

alicia_1.jpgSchlub: (Noun) Person with an unkempt appearance due to lack of effort or awareness.

Believe it or not, I really love Alicia Silverstone. She evokes for me a simpler time; a time with Aerosmith videos, flannel shirts, CDs and rollerblades. A time also without any other internet connection besides dial-up, so naturally a time I would not ever want to revisit... But! I love her nonetheless.

So that is why my intentions are totally pure when I say: Alicia Silverstone. What. The fuck. Really? You're out of work for how long and this is how you show up dressed for a movie premiere? A wise woman named Cher Horowitz would have once said, "Do you prefer 'fashion victim' or 'ensembly challenged'?" Pull it together girl, so maybe I can look at you and think of something besides the 1990's. Way.

More of Alicia and husband Christopher Jarecki at the premiere of Pineapple Express:

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4 Comments


Shadows of Dakaron said:

And yet...I would still bang that drum slowly for hours...


bucdaddy said:

Damn ... my thoughts EXACTLY. "Great minds" and all that.


celery said:

i like how casual she looks.

it's refreshing... like maybe she had something else to do instead of obsessing about her clothes/hair/makeup for hours before going to see a movie. i realize it was a premiere, but it's still just a flick and i like her attitude.


Burt said:

If she's schlub, she's still a mighty good looking one!! Beides, She's married! Who's she look good for now!!

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