Scuttlebutt

scuttlebutt.jpgScuttlebutt: (Noun) Rumor or gossip.

Thanks to the miracle of unsubstantiated internet rumors, we may we one step closer to knowing exactly why Bill O'Reilly is such an angry, racist bastard -- his wife totally used to bang Flavor Flav!!! Hee! Hee! Hee! Hee!

MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind that the popular dating site WhosDatedWho.com is reporting that Bill O'Reilly's wife used to be Flavor Flav's pop off. And it gets worse. Since she and Bill O'Reilly got married in 1995, that means she was getting it in with the human cockroach before he got his VH1 show. (Source)

Well I for one, would like some details on these so-called "encounters" between Flavor Flav and Bill O'Reilly's wife. Did they have their clothes on? Was it a negligee situation? She could have been dressed in some kind of dominatrix outfit. Was there falafel involved? Come on, Bill -- this is news! The people have right to know, goddammit!

Thanks to Verm for the tip!


3 Comments


BarbadoSlim said:

Mmm, I don't know about falafels, but there were definitely loofahs.

FUCK IT! THEY FUCKING DID IT LIVE!!!!!! LIVE!


TMax said:

Oh please, PLEASE let this be true!


june said:

Did he say "I want more blowjobs, you MFer!"?

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