Sex Olympian: (Noun?) A competitor in the Sexual Olympic Games.

New York Magazine asked that gloriously ridiculous bastard Diddy which Olympic sport he would have a chance at winning at, and his answer was par for the course:

"Who could have sex the longest," he told us in a soft voice and with a straight face, while looking into our eyes. "I think that's an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest. Just so you know, that's supposed to be funny," he added as an afterthought. "Even though I am serious."

Well, I think there's only one thing to say here... SUCK ON THAT, PHELPS!  You may have placed 1 minute 52.03 seconds in the 200-meter butterfly, but can you keep an erection longer than Diddy? Didn't think so! USA! USA! USA!

Diddy with Petra Nemcova last May, because that's how he do: