Shit Stirrer
Shit Stirrer: (Phrase) A third party who instigates to cause and/or escalate an argument between two or more people, usually for their own entertainment.You know who I hate? The Jonas Brothers. And it's not just any hate, but a special kind of hate I usually reserve for spiders and people who don't use their turn signal. And the hate is exacerbated by the fact that every time I give them the trashing they so richly deserve, I get bullied by a bunch of 12-year-old girls who are all "OMG ur so jealous. Jonas Brothers ROCK!!!!!11"
On a completely unrelated note: anyone want to take a guess at whose side The Jonas Brothers are taking with the whole Miley Cyrus and that Butterface Chick vs. Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato thing? If you said "Team Demi and Selena," you'd actually be wrong. "Self-respecting young men shouldn't give two shits about what a bunch of 15-year-old girls fight about" would have been the correct answer.
OMG!!!! WTF YOU BASHING TEH JONAS BROTHERS WHY!!!1! THEY R SOOOOOO CUTE CUZ THEY ARE BORING AND WHINEY AND THEY MAKE CHEAP GENERIC MUSIC AND THEY'RE ATTRACTIVE IN THE MOST UNTHREATENING AND MONOTONOUS WAY HOW DARE YOU LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!11!
...wow. That's pretty gay. I mean gayer than usual for the Jonas Brothers, and that's saying something. So I assume their stereotypes are the "heartthrob who never puts on a clean t-shirt, except for a photo shoot" brother, the "science geek who'll be uncerimoniously outed by his boyfriend in two years" brother, and the "I really don't know why the fuck I'm in this band, I've got to get back to my cows" brother.
Burn them...burn them all.