I'd like to start out today's Snaps with a bit of site news. A wise man once said, "There are two types of people in this world: Those who are cut out for gossip, and those who aren't." Okay, so it was actually Danny Bonaduce and he was talking about cutting people with knives. (Which is kind of like the same thing if you think about it.) But the point I'm making here is that today we bid a sad farewell to Dustin. On the upside, I'll be taking care of the site entirely by myself from now on, and since I'm not plagued with one of those icky things... What are they called? Oh right: a conscience -- I promise, WIMB will be better than ever!

J. Lo thinks she's better than Michael Phelps. (Yeeeah!)

Mischa Barton is just one pair of mouse-ears away from a new career at Disney World. (usemycomputer)

The fashion at the ALMA Awards was, how shall we say... Appropriate? (Ayyyy!)

Holy crap. Poor Christina Applegate had a double-mastectomy. (Seriously? OMG!)

Please, science. Do not give Brigitte Nielsen any babies. (Celebitchy)

Paris Hilton's must be contractually obligated to wear those shitty hair extensions she's shilling. (Celebslam)

Avril gets banned for something other than "extreme suckiness." (The Blemish)

A show which combines the idiocy of Generation Dumbass with the idiocy of my favorite guilty pleasure "COPS?" I am soooo there. (CelebritySmack)

They actually let Heidi and Spencer in "The Hills" premiere party this time. (Socialite's Life)

Come revisit Season Two of "The Office" with me in the "Best 20 Seasons of Television of the Past 20 Years" series. (Pajiba)