Hayden Panetterie puts on her birthday suit. For the record, I think she's turning eight. And retarded. (Yeeeah!)

Justin Long is a boozed-up actress with low self-esteem magnet. (The Blemish)

Scarlett Johansson looooves to receive compliments! Which is why I only ever bestow her with insults. Suck it, ScarJo. (Celebitchy)

Sean Preston and Jayden James seem to have inherited their Mom's looks, which may be the best thing ever to happen to them. (Seriously? OMG!)

Hey look, it's the greasy sunglasses duo! (ayyyy!)

The Desperate Housewives are looking extra desperatey this year. (BestWeekEver)

Sienna Miller sunbathes with her sister, and amazingly isn't naked. (Rad Report)

Jenna Jameson is knocked up for reals this time. (CelebWarship)

I never thought I;d say this, but I really want Lauren Conrad's dress. (BricksAndStones)

Is it just me or does Jessica Biel always look prettier without that stupid girl hanging all over her. You know the one... Justin whatsherface. (usemycomputer)

Do you think Summer Glau will go gay for me if I promise to go gay for her? (Agent Bedhead)

The 20 Best Television Season of the Past 20 Years: A retrospective. (Pajiba)