The best movie of all time to feature Gwyneth Paltrow's disembodied head in a box. (Pajiba)

I can't tell which ones are staring at me! (IDLYITW)

I already covered the McConaughey dead dad, thing, but really, this is a timeless classic for the ages. Plus, this made me hork out a mouthful of Baba Ghannouj and pita. (The Blemish)

Wow, Shannen Doherty's face is looking really, really awesome these days. In unrelated news, I hear Southern California is now experiencing a collagen drought. (usemycomputer)

Michael Lohan says that Samantha Ronson is a parasite who is bad for Lindsay. I guess he would know, as a parasite who is bad for Lindsay. (Celebitchy)

Brangelina is only having kids two at a time from now on. (Seriously? OMG!)

Little Kevin McCallister turns 28 today. Anyone else feel freaking old? (omg blog)

Ron Jeremy tells his deepest, darkest secrets to Time magazine. (CelebritySmack)

More close-up photos of Tara Reid and her new clothing line that looks like it was made by the sweatshops where they send the retarded kids. (Celebslam)

This week in "Harriet Carter," a flying pig hat and I'm pretty sure the exercise thingy that Hank endorsed in "Larry Sanders." (IBBB)

Oh. My. God. Trashy reality TV has just transcended even my own wildest expectations. (BestWeekEver)

Paris and Benji are to record a duet together. Maybe they can sing a sequel to "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" about how he doesn't want to rob rich and famous people anymore but play house with them and clean up chihuahua poo. (Yeeeah!)