Snaps: Marry Me
I know Joel McHale is already married and having babies, but do you think he'd consider taking on another wife? It seems like there's enough to go around. (BestWeekEver)
Jodie Marsh (?) looks like the creature from the blue lagoon with a blonde wig and two Christmas hams strapped to its chest. (Yeeeah!)
Madonna at the airport. In a bathrobe, because, why not? (Seriously? OMG!)
Ashlee Simpson is taking the whole "eating for two" concept a little broadly. (Celebslam)
Solange Knowles is just as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside. (Ayyyy!)
Claire Danes and James Bond at the Valentino: The Last Emperor premiere. (IDWYL)
Michael Lohan will see your jerkoff and raise you a dickbag. (Celebitchy)
Meanwhile, Carrie Underwood will see your Tony Romo and raise you a Michael Phelps. Nicely done! (The Blemish)
Posh has potatoes growing in her ears. And corn growing in her crotch. (Socialite's Life)
Who's the most hipster couple in modern existence? (omg blog)
Does Disaster Movie live up to its name? Spoiler alert: yes. (Pajiba)
I have always said Joel McHale is my boyfriend in my head. I will fight to the death so stay back!
Now I'm conflicted that to watch the glory that is Joel McHale I had to listen to that witch. Yurgh I've heard cats making better sounds than that.
BACK OFF BITCHES HE IS MINE.
Really, can you lay off the fat-shaming? Especially when it concerns pregnant women? I guess you're just linking to some other site or whatever, but-- OK, you think I'm bitching. But I'm bitching because I like this site. I like being able to read tongue-in-cheek celebrity gossip that seems to realize why other celebrity gossip is retarded. And I really was surprised (and yeah, angry) when I saw that Alanis Morrisette fat-shaming thing, because I thought you guys were cool, and that just wasn't. I mean, I just am not a commenter normally which is why it seems like every comment is me bitching, but this fat-shaming saturation really does effect people, and I would like one site that would be like-- ok, sure, Ashlee Simpson is annoying. Let's link to news about how she's annoying. I don't like this whole because-we-hate-this-person fat-shaming is fair game. I mean, would that be such a terrible credo to keep in mind? You can be just as funny and bitchy and irreverent without it. There used to be this point at which you WERE.