Blah blah blah babies, blah blah blah pregnant, blah blah blah... (Yeeeah!)

How many secret service agents does it take to not do their effing jobs?! (CelebritySmack)

Sienna Miller gets some free decorating tips from someone with a can of spray paint who hates homewrecking whores. (IDLYITW)

Scarlett and Ryan are getting married this winter, so they've still got plenty of time to cut it off. (Celebitchy)

This is precisely why I do not trust cat people. (IBBB)

Eva Longoria continues to taunt us with her maternity outfits. (Socialite's Life)

Britney and Justin: reunited and it feels so.... squishy? (The Blemish)

Looks like the Hamburglar finally got that gastric-bypass surgery. (HQ Celebrity)

I was like, "Wow, Tara Reid is looking slightly less disgusting than normal." So of course that means the photos are three years old. And I said slightly. (Celebslam)

Katie Holmes All My Sons posters hit Broadway. Can you smell the anticipation?! (popbytes)

Huh. The Osbourne family will literally do anything to be on TV. (Seriously? OMG!)

Tons more Anna Faris sans Rumer Willis. (usemycomputer)

Wha? Werner Herzog? Yes, sometimes even I like to go a little highbrow. (Pajiba)