Hey! Here's a place you don't want to dine. A restaurant that specializes in penis. (OMG)

Number 19 in the Top 20 Seasons of the Last 20 Years revealed. (Pajiba)

You like pics of 7th-grade boys in bikinis? Here's some Kate Bosworth. Get some. (Yeeeah!)

Who doesn't want a condom that sheathes your penis and allows you to meld with your woman's pubus? That's hot. (BWE)

Sienna Miller finally wins my sympathy. It's one thing to covet attention, but when a celeb starts to weep, leave her the fuck alone already. (DListed)

Ian Ziering is obviously crushed that he didn't get asked to be on the new "90210" show. (Seriously? OMG!)

Britney's mom releases a book, continues to get a return on her womb investment. (The Blemish)

If your fun bags look like this right after giving birth, you're doing it wrong. (Celebwarship)

Julie Stiles breaks-up with her man, eats. In that order. (Bricks and Stones)