Kendra Wilkinson is blogging now! Oh, what a treat this will be! (The Blemish)

Annie Liebovitz uses her witchery on poor unsuspecting Harry Potter. (Agent Bedhead)

BFF alert! Kingston Rossdale and Sean Preston share a moment! (Seriously? OMG!)

Felicity Huffman likes to wear dirty underpants. I hear they have vending machines over in Japan for that. (Yeeeah!)

Woody Allen is clearly senile and hard of hearing. But his vision must still be in good shape, because he has no problem seeing breasts. (Celebitchy)

Dutch gymnast Epke Zonderland poses in the buff. And finally my interest in the Olympics has been piqued. (omg blog)

And maybe I would have been tuning in if I knew competitive rimjob was a sport. (Ayyyy!)

Nicole Ritchie is jealous of MK Olsen. Honestly ladies, when did the dudes from Good Charlotte become such an effing prize? (PopOnThePop)

Nobody wants to pay to see Katie Holmes butcher a classic. (BestWeekEver)

A sad-sack douchebucket of a man dines alone. (BricksAndStones)

OK GODDAMMIT! There is to be no baby news next week, got it celebrities??? (CelebWarship)

Eva Longoria may or may not be pregnant... But I think I see her nipple here. (IDLYITW)

The Rocker is no way to spend your Schrute Bucks. (Pajiba)