OHHHHH SNAP!!!! Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife (the second most famous bleach-blonde TV family in America) calls Linda Hogan a drunk slut! It's ON!!! (Celebitchy)

Angelina Jolie is friends with porn stars, but only the ethnic looking ones. (Celebslam)

Audrina Patridge becomes slightly less lame by giving Chuy the Nugget a rubdown. (Yeeeah!)

Selma Blair is the saddest stripper of them all. (The Blemish)

if she weren't so busy checking out her own rack Paris Hilton might notice that she missed a spot of self-tanner in her armpit. (Seriously? OMG!)

Amy Winehouse has been quiet lately. Too quiet... (popbytes)

I don't even know who this is, but her boobs are memorizing me. (Ayyyy!)

Bret Michaels says he's still in love with Ambre with "Rock of Love 2." MY ASS. (CelebritySmack)

Awww. Kate Winslet feels uncomfortable doing sex scenes with Leonardo DiCaprio because he's her "best friend." (Socialite's Life)

I never get tired of Javier Bardem shirtless. In fact, if I could nourish myself on the mere sight of his shirtless body that's all I would eat for the rest of my life. (Agent Bedhead)

Here's a confession: I've never seen Garden State, nor do I ever plan to. (Pajiba)