Spy

JuliaChild_combo_1200.jpgSpy (Noun) a secret watcher; someone who secretly watches other people and secretly collects sensitive or classified information or otherwise engages in espionage. 

Holy Shit! The government just released over 750,000 documents from the National Archives, and among those documents were 35,000 personnel files, which revealed a super-secret  spy network created by FDR, the Office of Strategic Services (OSS), which later went on to become the CIA. And you'll never guess who was a fucking spy for the OSS?

Julia Child.

Yeah. That Julia Child.The doddering, world-famous chef. She was a spy! She used to collect information for the United States government. How crazy is that? And up until now, secret members of the OSS were never allowed to admit it, and now her family can share all of what they know. I wonder if she poisoned Russians with her food? I bet she was a sexy minx who lured people back with her lycra pants and souffles, where she choked them to death with her thighs!

Julie Child! So cool.


3 Comments


dana said:

I don't understand why this is suddenly in the news. It's been well-known that she was a spy for years, it just that they are only now releasing some of the records.


Mrs. Plainview said:

Julia Child...the original Molotov Cocktease.


BWeaves said:

Yes, I thought this was old, common knowledge that she had been a spy. I've known this for years. I mean, would you mess with her? Still, she would make a great James Bond woman.

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