Sweet Sixteen
Sweet Sixteen: (Phrase) Used to refer to the age of sixteen as characterized by prettiness and innocence in a girl.Miley Cyrus is throwing her sixteenth birthday party at Disneyland on October 5th -- and guess what? Just a few lucky several to tens of thousands of her fans are totally invited!
There's also going to be a special fireworks display during what Cyrus calls "one rockin' night ... totally awesome." She'll sing some songs, too.
The public is invited, as the event will benefit a good cause, Youth Service America, which helps improve the lives of people ages 5 to 25. Priced at $250, a limited number of tickets to Miley's Sweet 16 - Share the Celebration will go on sale Saturday, Aug. 30, at 9 a.m. PT. (Source)
Hmm... Is it just me or does this seem like less of a "birthday party" and more of an elaborately staged publicity event in a last ditch effort to try to repair Miley's rapidly tarnishing image? Yeah, that might work for a whole five minutes... Until the footage from Miley's unofficial birthday party surfaces on the internet, which will more than likely involve an entire bottle of peach schnapps and Miley in her underwear. You know how that old saying goes: you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make her stop being such a dumb, slutty retard all the time.
Miley wearing a flowy dress recently: (Do I smell preggos rumors??)
The event will benefit a good cause, Youth Service America, which helps improve the lives of people ages 5 to 25.
So...they're going to tie her to a rocket and fire her into the sun?
And I'm willing to bet that header photo pops up on the internet exactly as is, except instead of a birthday cake, it's a huge pile of blow.
Youth Service America should send a butler to stand at the gate and slap every parent who escorts a bundle of brats to the event. And hand out gift bags of soap, shampoo, and canned beans to ease the strain of poverty caused by this damn Hannah Montana epidemic.
I got hit by a car on my sixteenth birthday. I did get out of a math test, though. I'd say that all in all, that still made it 'Sweet'. My back and knee don't see it that way though.
That dress is see-through. Um, that's a problem.
Can't she just get pregnant, or boobs, or an addiction to colace already. Boooring.