Swoll
Swoll (Adjective) Short for swollen; muscular; jacked; ripped.Woah. The fuck? Underneath all the hoodies and nice, ironed tucked-in shirts that Reese makes him wear, Jake is one swoll motherfucker. That's some A.C. Slater shit right there. Dayumm. Where you been hiding them rips, boy? With pecs like that, people are bound to forget that you make for a lousy Prince of Persia. Jacked? Yes. Middle Eastern. Hell to the nuh uh. Forgiven? Absolutely.
If you cover his head up, you could mistake his body from Huge Jackman...Nice
Take the stupid wig off and he looks as ripped as he was in Jarhead. Rowr and me likeee...
WOW! He's looking pretty damn yummy.
Would write more, but I need to go rent Jarhead right now
holy CRAP
My jaw dropped so fast it's actually shore right now. Oooooh, DAYUM.
He does make a dorky Prince of Persia. But oh god who cares. Yooow.
Um what are the words I am thinking of? I can't quite put my finger on it....uummm....oh yeah! HUMAN GROWTH HORMONES!!
And this would be the reason why I have 50+ shirtless pics of the man on my hardrive.
*fans self*
*envies Reese*
I could climb him like a tree
god.....DAYUMN
i mean.....we allknew he was hot as the heart of the sun but daaaaaaaaaaayumn
i was aleady pretty much gonna see this film for....well, Jake...but also the potential for some cool visuals, if aught else but now...now i NEED to see it because i think i'll have to change my name to Harry the HyperHetero ...Hammerer? if i dont.
Not to cause fits of jealousy here, but in these pictures, Jake Gyllenhaal looks exactly like my boyfriend. No kidding.
I am, of course, pleased. The boyfriend is not pleased since he says now it looks like he's trying to look like Jake Gyllenhaal, when actually he totally had the look first.