Weenie Shrinker. Noun. The opposite of boner inducing; something or someone so atrociously unsexy that it causes shrinkage in the male area.

So, when did dressing in drag become synonymous with scaring the holy bejesus out of small children? If Christopher Nolan is looking to cast The Penguin in the next Batman, he might consider Maxi Shield (above), where erections go to die.

Here's some more blinding pics from last night's Drag Industry Variety Awards: