Marisa Tomei is beautiful, and she seems like a nice person, but Maria Bello seems like she'd make you cry and see God. She's dirty hot, and I kinda want her to hurt me.
I can't choose without an audition that involves a cheerleader's outfit. Until such time, I'd have to say Marisa Tomei because at least SHE didn't ruin the Mummy.
I would rather Tomei because Bello looks like she would hurt you in the I'm-not-hearing-your-safety-word kind of way. Tomei looks like she'd be fun and playful and then f*ck you sensless. That's my idea of a good time.
Marisa: Ridiculously out of my league
Maria: Severely out of my league
Marisa: At least one nude scene on record, and one upcoming stripper role
Maria: Several nude and sex scenes, including a cheerleader outfit and rough stair-based nooky.
Marisa: AFAIK still unattached
Maria: quickie engagement which won last long (so says my voodoo doll)
Very difficult choice indeed. Can I just forfeit my actual position and let them make out with each other?
I don't care if Maria wants to hurt me, forget my safeword, leave me tied to the bed for days. That woman is HOT.
You know in "The Cooler" when she's seducing William H. Macy and her ass is just ever-so-slightly imperfect? I love her for that, for being a real woman with flaws. Rrrawr.
Plus, Marisa Tomei looks like a rodent. A cute rodent, but still.
Joker said:
Bello. There's no contest. She's it for me. I don't care how many Mummy movies she appears in, I won't watch them anyway.
Marisa Tomei is beautiful, and she seems like a nice person, but Maria Bello seems like she'd make you cry and see God. She's dirty hot, and I kinda want her to hurt me.
I can't choose without an audition that involves a cheerleader's outfit. Until such time, I'd have to say Marisa Tomei because at least SHE didn't ruin the Mummy.
I would rather Tomei because Bello looks like she would hurt you in the I'm-not-hearing-your-safety-word kind of way. Tomei looks like she'd be fun and playful and then f*ck you sensless. That's my idea of a good time.
Lets see:
Marisa: Ridiculously out of my league
Maria: Severely out of my league
Marisa: At least one nude scene on record, and one upcoming stripper role
Maria: Several nude and sex scenes, including a cheerleader outfit and rough stair-based nooky.
Marisa: AFAIK still unattached
Maria: quickie engagement which won last long (so says my voodoo doll)
Very difficult choice indeed. Can I just forfeit my actual position and let them make out with each other?
I don't care if Maria wants to hurt me, forget my safeword, leave me tied to the bed for days. That woman is HOT.
You know in "The Cooler" when she's seducing William H. Macy and her ass is just ever-so-slightly imperfect? I love her for that, for being a real woman with flaws. Rrrawr.
Plus, Marisa Tomei looks like a rodent. A cute rodent, but still.
Bello. There's no contest. She's it for me. I don't care how many Mummy movies she appears in, I won't watch them anyway.
Sarina...you scare me sometimes...