Appropriate: (Adjective) Fitting or proper in the circumstances.

Because I am a Very Important Person, I often get emails from publications and PR Firms soliciting my help to feature their content. So I was totally excited to get an email from PETA last night, because you guys know much I love writing about them -- right? Anyway, they're promoting this list they compiled of the most vegetarian-friendly rehab centers.

It's about time, anyway. Seriously, this is probably one of the smartest things PETA has ever done. I'm sure that list is going to come in really handy for all the famous whores and retard scumbags they have working for them, who often frequent drug and alcohol rehabilitation centers. Better yet, maybe PETA should just start their own rehab. Since it's not like they've been doing such a bang-up job saving the animals or anything.

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