Available: (Adjective) Not currently involved in a sexual or romantic relationship.

Samantha Ronson's 33-year-old brother, Mark Ronson, (a.k.a. music producer with an actual bona fide career) has reportedly split up with his girlfriend, 19-year-old Agent Provocateur model Daisy Lowe.

‘She has said it’s over and that the age difference was a big deal. She comes over as being very mature for her years and incredibly sophisticated but at heart she’s still a little girl who’s not ready to settle down.’ (Source)

One time, back when Dustin still wrote here, he told he that he was forced to write homoerotic posts about Ryan Reynolds and David Beckham because I, as a red-blooded woman, essentially was not doing my job by ogling them myself. (Nice excuse!) Well, the reason for that is: I don't do this because I care about these people or admire these people. You could even say I'm above it. What I do is completely objective -- like an anthropologist of celebrities, if you will -- who also makes fun of them.

So the reason why I'm mentioning this... Is because Mark Ronson? Totally effin dreamy. Uhhh, yeah: I could give a shit about perfectly chiseled abs. Give me tall, dark and mod any day. And you know, Mark, if you ever get tired of dating tall, leggy teenage lingerie models, (which must be insufferably tedious, I'm sure) you could always give pint-sized thirtyish gossip bloggers a try. Plus, incentive!! I make a killer grilled cheese sandwich.

Mark and Daisy at the GQ Man of the Year Awards earlier this month: