Awkward
Awkward: (Adjective) Causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience.Pam Anderson reveals that she was recently forced to explain her infamous sex tape to her 10 and 12-year-old children after they begged to see the movie Borat.
She says, "I explained to them... 'Mom and daddy run about naked all the time and we taped some things... and someone stole the tape.' They really wanted to see Borat and I finally had a breakdown and let them because all their friends had (seen it) and I said: 'There are a few things we have to talk about before you see Borat.' So I did sit down with them and watch Borat. I kind of went 'La la la' over the parts I didn't want them to hear... I tried to muddle through that." (Source)
It looks like Pam Anderson has finally discovered the downside to the fun and glamorous
world of candid celebrity sex tapes: having to explain to your kids why mommy is such a whore. Well, that and explaining to dear old grandma why her sweet little granddaughter is such a whore. And of course when the local pharmacy runs out of Valtrex again. Huge downside, there.
But honestly, how do her kids not know? This is how she dressed when she took her son Brandon to a basketball game last Spring. I'm pretty sure she's not even wearing pants:
I think the "aw shucks" tone of her "confession" here is really the galling part.
I'm embarrassed to say we're from the same country. I can't believe that she would underestimate her children's intelligence by telling them such a sugar coated story about her sex tape. I'm sure that they've already heard the snickers in the school yard. When she goes out in public with them she really needs to try to dress more conservatively.
It would suck to have her as a mom. Have frieds say 'we saw your moms sex tape.'
WHICH ONE
'saw your mom naked on a boat playing with herself'
i'd lock myself in a closet and hide
And of course there's the oldie but goodie:
Q: Got any naked pictures of your mom?
A: No.
Q: Wanna buy some?