Big Spender: (Noun) One who spends lavishly and ostentatiously

If you thought looking as evil and skanky as Linda Hogan came cheaply, newly released legal documents have revealed an itemized report of just how much money it costs to be Linda Hogan. The tip of the iceberg? $7,258 on clothing and $1,690 on jewelry, per month.

To keep herself in shape to don those dandy threads, Linda Bollea, whose 2007 income was listed as $188,158, has also been shelling out $801 per month for grooming purposes. And she hasn't been neglecting the house, either, what with $7,502 being spent on monthly maid service and $2,464 going toward lawn and pool maintenance. Pet care costs $1,374. The biggest numbers come in the legal department, with $17,840 going toward her attorneys and accountants each month. (Source)

It should also be noted, Hulk Hogan shells out a bargain basement price of $40 grand a month for the privilege of having been married to his wife. I'm not very good at math, but I'd estimate that over the course of their marriage every time they had sex it cost him roughly five thousand dollars. Which is ironic, right? Since most guys would rather slam their wieners in a car door before putting it near that she-beast.

Old photos of she-beast lumbering around on a beach: