Birthgay
Birthgay: (Noun) A really lame and annoying birthday celebration.Heidi Montag celebrated her birthday this week enjoying her favorite activity: posing for staged "paparazzi" photos with boyfriend, professional douchetool Spencer Pratt. Later, she spoke to Ryan Seacrest about the big event:
"I got some amazing gifts and a cake that said, 'Happy Birthday, Princess Heidi!'" she said Tuesday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show.
Pratt added that Montag has also been nagging him about starting a family. "Heidi talks about lots of kids all the time," he said. "She wakes up with these great dreams about five kids." Montag then interrupted, "I want, like, four. Maybe I'll adopt 10. I want to have my own orphanage like Mother Teresa."
I think Mother Teresa's corpse just spun so fast it actually ignited and caught on fire. At any rate, Heidi went on to talk about her feud with Lauren whatsherface:
"I'm 22 now, so I'm really grown up," she went on. "Life is really short, and I don't need negative energy. There are children who are sick in the worst and, like, important matters, and it's such a waste of time to be fighting and angry." (Source)
Wait a minute... Heidi Montag is only twenty-two? Is that in horse years? In that case, I don't know that the Princess Heidi cake and whore boots were maybe the most appropriate birthday gifts -- unless the cameras just left before she opened her time machine and sweet nectar from the Fountain of Youth.
Same shit, different pictures:
Piggy Begins
I've just about had it, I'm gonna have to kill these folks, I don't know how. Or when, but, like sex with Kobe Bryant,they can try to avoid it but it's gonna happen...
I still have NO IDEA who these people are. Why are they "famous?" Why are they photographed every-freakin'-where? I'm confused. Are they the first sign of the apocolypse?
they are part of the celebrity-virus movement... or maybe Heidi is a docile horse who allows her coal-minin' master to dress her up in people-costumes and take perty pictures.
I know Spencer is a douchetool, but I actually kinda feel bad for him...she wants how many children? I bet he wanted to smash that piece of cake into her face and force most of it down her throat to make her gain weight as a punishment for being so fucking annoying! DIE!
Why does Ryan Seacrest like these 2 horse looking retards??? They are they 2 ugliest looking people and souls out there!!
Stacey - I died laughing at the Mother Theresa comment...you got some skills awright.