Bitch Crazy: (Exclamation) A response to the actions of some belligerent, crazy-ass, devil woman.

Here's a first look at Jennifer Aniston the the set of "30 Rock" where she's making a guest appearance as some kind of psychotic, stalker person. And good for her, I say! Lord knows, after all the woman has been through, this kind of unbridled display of rage must be cathartic. Between the constant humiliation of Brangelina being rubbed in her face and dating that big, plastic sack of vinegar otherwise known as John Mayer, if I were in her shoes I'd be taking every opportunity to senselessly beat the crap out of perfect strangers.

But hell, I'll go medieval on a perfect stranger if I'm PMSing and they look at me funny. It's a little known fact: being given the stinkeye is actually a perfectly legitimate legal defense for assault and disorderly conduct.