Bragger

gwyn0917_1.jpgBragger: (Noun) A person who says boastful things in a boastful manner.

On an appearance on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" airing today, Gwyneth Paltrow rubs in Oprah's big, fat face about how she doesn't diet. Not ever! Even though she's so thin and beautiful!

"I just cannot diet," Paltrow, 35, says on The Oprah Winfrey show airing Wednesday. "I think maybe it's the idea that you can't have something ... I just can't do it."

"It's worth it to me to do that extra exercise so I can eat what I want and not think about it." (Source)

Unlike Gwyneth, we know Oprah is obviously all too accustomed with the concept of not having something she wants. Because otherwise, she would have had her fist knock that skinny white bitch's teeth right down her skinny throat.

Gwyneth with her skinny white bitch friend Kate Hudson at veiny white bitch Madonna's concert earlier this month:

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5 Comments


BarbadoSlim said:

Been hitting the Krispy Kremes harder than usual, ah Nosek?

Hehehehehe MEEow


Stacey Author Profile Page said:

Pffft. As if!


snapnhiss said:

Isn't this jerk on a macrobiotic diet or something? So yeah, looking at it like that, she does eat whatever she wants... like raw carrots.

God, she's annoying.


paris herpes said:

I would start watching Oprah if I saw Orprah choking Miss Fishticks here for saying this bullshit. All she eats is raw food and is on a macrobiotic diet, plus she basically got herself into the hospital thanks to one of her stupid cleanses a few months ago. She is such a fucking liar! Stupid blonde and famous for nothing but being a mediocre actress married to the douche from Coldplay who fashions himself a "rock god". These people are just ooozing pretension. ugh...


Sprmcandy said:

Miss Gwyneth is soo Beautiful & Gorgeous, what a killer fucking body ! WOW

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