Burn: (Verb) To insult or disrespect someone.

People magazine reportedly paid a paltry $500,000 for Clay Aiken's big fat gay announcement and pictures of his baster baby, (small change for celebrity baby photos) and part of the reason is because nobody even wanted them. Not even OK! Magazine, who will take any old scraps.

A rep said, "We did bid on the Clay story but thought it was just all right, not phenomenal."(Source)

Would someone like to explain to me how is Clay Aiken coming out is not phenomenal? I sure hope they had something equally shocking and scandalous lined up for that week, like reports that Angelina Jolie actually goes to the bathroom or something. I mean, you wouldn't think she would, right? She's just so perfect!