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posh0909_1.jpgChop: (Verb) Cut something with repeated sharp blows using an ax or knife.

Whoa. Posh Spice totally got a pixie cut! And fuck the haters, because I for one love it that short hair is back in style. She's going to have to work on making her face the same color as the rest of her body, though, because... Yeah. That's really noticeable, now.

Your move, Katie Holmes? You know she's going to do it next. She's so predictable like that.

Totally off the subject here, but why is J Lo making a sex face in all these pictures:

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7 Comments


BarbadoSlim said:

Tranny


Sarina said:

I know everyone is supposed to hate Posh, but I can't help it, I love her. She's so insane. I think the hair is really cute, but I agree she needs to knock it off with the tanning. I keep waiting for the day someone tells her she can't be orange AND have ginormous melon boobs, because she looks like a deranged citrus fruit basket.

And Jennifer Lopez makes the sex face whenever she knows she's having her picture taken. Either that or the bitchface, but that's usually when the picture is of her standing next to her corpse of a husband.


Stacey Author Profile Page said:

I'm mostly indifferent when it comes to Posh, but I'll hand it to her that she looks -- how do the kids say -- fierce in this haircut? Yes.

Ha! J Lo's wide range of expressions: sex face and bitch face.


hater from siloam springs said:

B-Slim already said "tranny", so I'll have to say "animatronic peter pan". She's like that episode of the twilight zone about beauty being in the eye of the beholder, except she's not the beauty: she's one of those mutant freaks.


snapnhiss said:

Does her nose look different? It does, right?

I'm thinking the haircut's a cunning plan to distract the eye from what was once a pig snout that's been surgically altered to look like a normal human nose... then, once we're all lulled into accepting she's always looked like this, she can claim her nose is just as natural as her breasts.

She's a clever one.


roslyn said:

What i don't understand is why she's working her posture so hard to appear thinner. I mean she's sitting next to jennifer lopez. Take a break sweetie, you win.


Tim said:

I liked her with long hair she looked so sexy and such a babe.
She looks cuter though thatn with midlength hair though - I would XXXXX her

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