Confusion: (Noun) The mistaking of one person or thing for another.

In an interview for the October issue of Harper's Bazaar, Kirsten Dunst was questioned over the rumors swirling of her relationship with Justin Long:

"[They] are the funniest thing on planet Earth. I don't know him from Adam. I met him once and he and his friend were kind enough to walk me home. I've never seen him since." (Source)

In this context, it may sound like Kirsten Dunst is nothing but a filthy, bald-faced liar, (see photo above) but honestly I think the problem lies with the way the question was phrased. Maybe if the interviewer had inquired about Kirsten's relationship with The Mac Guy, she would have responded with something like: "Ohhhh, right. The Mac Guy. Yeah, I'm totally banging him." Rookie mistake, Harper's Bazaar.

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