Crying Shame
Crying Shame: (Phrase) Typically sarcastic response to an unfortunate situation.Awww! Sad news, everybody: Miley Cyrus might be losing her voice! I can't attain to the validity of this news, which comes to us via Star Magazine and is denied by her reps -- so keep your fingers crossed.
The teen sensation's multimillion-dollar singing voice could be at risk after she developed a vocal cord nodule, a source tells Star.
"Her concerned parents took her to the doctor, who diagnosed the beginning stages of a nodule," says the source. The small, bump-like mound of tissue, also called a node, is caused by continual straining of the voice and can lead to surgery if left untreated." (Source)
If you've never heard Miley Cyrus speak, the best way I can describe her voice is: "42-year-old diner waitress in the early stages of emphysema." So this very well may be true. Well, at least she's got her looks, right? Ha ha, I'm sorry -- that was just mean. Besides, some guys happen to like rat-faced girls with scoliosis.
OK, OK, I know it's mean to make fun of 15-year-old girls. But you know what? She annoys the living shit out of me. Every time I see her making that stupid peace sign I just want to grab her stupid hand, jab it into her stupid face and go: "Why're you poking your eyes out? Why're you poking your eyes out??"
Seriously. She does it all. The. Effing. Time:
finally, a doctor who's not afraid to prescribe a little "STFU" to America's most enduring canker-sore.
Aw, losing her voice? Isn't that just too fucking sad. Maybe her throat will become infected to the point she'll have to have her voice box amputated and then we'll never have to hear about this little monster ever again.
I can dream, anyway..
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can you go and jab that peace sign into her face like you desperately want to do?
I HATE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
i dont get it at all. her voice is terrible, she has those weird duck lips, she's stupid, she's ugly, her acting is discusting, and then, theres the peace sign.. its annoying. its crazy how many times she does it. i cant wait until her fans realize how incredibly stupid they were for liking someone like her. i know its really mean for me to be thinking this. but i hope she gets fired from everything she works for and that we wont have to hear from her again
word has it that she and her daddy are TRYING to get her ass fired. they want out of her disney contract so they can concentrate on her *ahem* SINGING career. they believe that's where the money lies.
they're trying to pull a david caruso, hope disney handcuffs them the same way nypd blue did him
but hey her not speaking or singing would be great
what would be even better is disney's entire teeny bop roster having a silent year or two ... especially the jonas sisters
Can you lose something you never had?