Cryptic
Cryptic: (Adjective) Having a meaning that is mysterious or obscure.Oh look! Rumer Willis has a new tattoo! What a lucky coincidence it is that her dress is so revealingly cut to showcase it, which I'm sure was not done on purpose whatsoever. But what does it say? I'm just dying to know. Be pre... Hmm... Be prejudiced? She doesn't strike me as a racist. Be premenstrual? Well, she does strike me as a bitch. Be preoperative? Now that would explain a lot. But, I guess we'll never know, save for seeing Rumer Willis naked. And I have better things to do with my eyes... Like claw them out or insert hot pokers into them.
Editor's note: It also looks like Eagle Scout Malloy has lost weight. What better way to take the focus off her big, gigantic head than make her body teeny tiny? Good plan!
It says "Be Premenstrual"
It's as clear as day.
I think it says, "be present". In a quasi-Sanskrit font. How very TM of her.
Good lord I cannot get over how hopelessly ugly she is. Why does she not grow her hair a little longer to camoflauge her giant head a bit?
What about NOT going to events where you will get your picture taken?
Rumer is a perfect example of why all parents should tell their kids how truly ugly they are. All parents. but especially hers. Just write it on a card and slip it under their door at night.
It's a wonder Demi had other kids after Rumer. That head must have left quite a c-section scar.
Being prejudiced does not mean being racial...go to Thomas Sowell's great column on this. He makes the point (among others) that he chose his wife over all other women, an act of prejudice.
Women who don't look like Lauren Conrad (blonde and bland and symmetrical and easily-led) or Tina Fey (dark and quizzical, luckily she's got great breasts or she'd have to settle for being politely admired rather than voted for in bangable celebrity lists) have absolutely no business being famous. Or feeling good about themselves at all.