Crystal Ball: (Noun) A solid globe of glass or rock crystal, used by fortune-tellers and clairvoyants for seeing into the future.

In a never-before-seen Webster's is my Bitch exclusive, I bring to you: The Jonas Brothers... Of the future!!! If you're wondering where the girl-haired middle one is, in 2019 he joined an all-male burlesque revue in Vancouver under the stage name Mademoiselle Fifi Le Pew.

Editor's note: this is actually a photo of German musician Peter Maffay and a wax figure of himself. But the resemblance is uncanny, no?

The Jonas Brothers of today, who are still a bunch of Grade-A Turds and not yet Old Farts: