Doormat: (Noun) A submissive person who allows others to dominate them.

In an effort to drum up interest in her new quote-unquote reality show, "Paris Hilton's: My New BFF," Paris Hilton has gone to the media claiming that she and the winner totally hang out all the time. Oh, my ass.

"The person who won is now my best friend. We hang out. Yeah, we're really friends," Hilton told Reuters on Tuesday.

"We've been having barbecues and hanging out at the house. The winner and I have been pretty low-key so far, because it is top secret right now," she said. (Source)

I actually watched the casting special for this show over the weekend and the cast seemed to consist of some psychotic gay Asian kid and a bunch of skanky girls who all individually claim that "drama follows them everywhere." Well, for one lucky skank, in addition to drama, it looks like now they'll also have crabs and wads of nasty "fraggle hair" following them everywhere, too. The suspense is making me dizzy! Well, that or the rubber cement I've been huffing, anyway. It's been a long week.

More of Paris looking like a vision of yellow (fever) at the Lavo opening: