Dramatic: (Adjective) Intending or intended to create an effect; theatrical.

Katie Holmes had her big Broadway debut for All My Sons last night, but her moment was nearly overshadowed thanks to a bunch of meanie anti-Scientology protesters.

One protester told The New York Daily News: 'We aren't protesting Katie. But Scientology is a cult and once you become a member you can't leave, and we've heard that Katie isn't able to leave because of Tom Cruise.'

A member of the 30 strong group shouted: 'It is evil. Scientology kills people. It follows you home at night. It is perverted.' (Source)

Wait a minute... I think they're getting "Scientology" confused with "Jack the Ripper." Scientology doesn't kill people, insane people who worship Tom Cruise and would step over their own grandmother to catch a whiff of his farts kill people. Especially certain people who show up at Broadway premieres trying to ruin everybody's fun, if you catch my drift. Personally, I'm a fan of not being found dead in my shower after an apparent slip and fall accident, so I wish Katie the best of luck!