Druggie: (Noun) A drug addict.

Heather Locklear was busted this weekend for suspected drug use after erratic driving and general acts of batshit craziness, after a witness saw her revving her engine and backing over a pair of sunglasses several times in a public parking lot, and subsequently pulling over on a nearby highway.

"The witness called 911 because she was concerned for Locklear's safety," Marshall said. "When a CHP officer arrived, Locklear was found seated inside her vehicle, which was partially blocking the roadway."

Because Locklear appeared "disoriented and impaired," she was taken to a local CHP station and drug and alcohol tests were administered, Marshall said. The actress was cooperative. "Alcohol was ruled out as a factor, but based on the officer's observations, we believe Locklear was under the influence of prescription medication," Marshall added. (Source)

I don't know about you, but I am dying to know what these so-called "observations" were that led the officer to believe she was under the influence of prescription drugs. What could they have been? I feel like it's staring me right in the face, like with huge, gigantic mothereffing dialated pupils... But damned if I can figure it out. Oh well, guess we'll have to wait for the E! True Hollywood Story on this one.

Heather with boyfriend Jack Wagner last Spring: (Editor's Note: Amanda Woodward and Dr. Peter Burns 4EVA!!!!)