Fired
Fired: (Verb) To dismiss an employee from a job.Professional scumbag Joe Francis, who was supposed to appear on the upcoming season of "Celebrity Apprentice" has pulled off an amazing feat by being the first "Apprentice" contestant to be fired before they even started filming the show.
Though Donald Trump wanted the "Girls Gone Wild" man on the show, NBC brass allegedly encountered resistance from sponsors and vetoed Francis.
Francis told Page Six: "Donald Trump and I decided to do a different show. I would have added a lot to 'Celebrity Apprentice,' and I would have been excited to do it, but I'm more excited by this other idea." (Source)
Donald Trump is a cunning businessman, right? So if he's going to devote an entire show to Joe Francis, I hope he at least has the business savvy to create a show that people would actually want to watch. I'm thinking along the lines of "Who Wants to Tase Joe Francis."
But who are we kidding? Donald Trump isn't giving Joe Francis his own TV show. And you wanna know why? Because Joe Francis is a huge, manipulative liar who tells bullshit and lies with his lying mouth full of Chicklets® teeth. Also, I hope his hair starts a grease fire next time he's in the tanning bed and he dies a horrible death. The end!
Spencer Pratt and Joe Francis fighting to the death, with the winner having to have his hammer ground off into sausage which he would then have to eat. No commercial breaks, PPV.
And by hammer, of course, I mean penis.
I am sure that at least David Letterman would pay to see that.
Throw Tucker Max into that Death Match and I'd actually pay to watch. Shoot, I'd even volunteer to eat the douchebag-penis sausage if all three die.
Oh crap. Does anybody remember “The Donald” still holds the licencing for alot of beauty/model pagents. He moved the entire Miss Universe Home Office to an island in the Carrabien where prostitution is legal. Oh man! If this Douche Bag (Francis) get his hands (or other appendages) into tapping that kind of sea of “Will do anything to become famous!” hotties then there will be no end of trouble for the rest of us.
...his teeeeeee eee eee ttthhhh...
uck.
uck. thpt.
sorry, never quite let the sight of that gob hit me that way before...must reassert control.
cak!
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