Full Of Shit: (Adjective) Of a lying liar person who tells lies.

Britney Spears' camp is vehemently denying the existence of a Britney Spears-Adnan Ghalib sex tape after Old Landing Strip Chin told the British magazine Heat that he was ready to sell.

Ghalib is also playing hard to get. His cell phone number is disconnected. His former photo agency, JFX, tells E! News that Ghalib "never worked for us" and has not been able to provide any contact information for him. (Source)

Huh. That's funny. I guess one man's "hard to get" is another man's "dumb shithead couldn't afford to pay his cellphone bill." Give me an effing break. If a loser like Adnan had a Britney Spears sex tape he'd be shopping that around within seconds of when Britney stopped being crazy anymore and thus rightfully kicked his creepy Vaginal Stripped face to the curb. That's like having a winning lottery ticket in your pocket and neglecting to cash it in because you want to adoringly gaze at it. Although to the lottery ticket's advantage, it probably has a lot less hiney acne.

Britney in NYC yesterday in desperate need of First Aid to the weave part of her head: