Gullible: (Adjective) Easily persuaded to believe something; credulous.Vanessa Minnillo says she wants to win an Oscar! No wait, let me clarify: Vanessa Minnillo... Of TRL, Nick Lachey's girlfriend, and
Disaster Movie -- which I believe may be the first movie to ever actually scored a
negative percentige rating on Rotten Tomatoes -- wants to win an Oscar. I know, I know... Wipe the tears.
“My goal is to be acting and winning an Oscar,” the 27-year-old MTV alum told In Touch at the 4th Annual Pink Party in Santa Monica on September 13. “I want to be an actress with an Oscar and babies.” Vanessa — whose romance with Nick Lachey is still going strong — says she looks to Academy Award winner Julia Roberts for inspiration. “She’s phenomenal!” says Vanessa. “I would love to be just like her.” (Source)
Yeah.... How can I put this? Maybe she should aim for that second goal. The one that involves babies. Vanessa Minnillo winning an Oscar is about as likely as a mentally retarded person getting elected President of the United States. Then again... I suppose stranger things
have happened. And then happened
again, for four more years.
OK, Vanessa? If you're really serious about this, there's no shame in trolling. For you, I'm seeing something in a one-eyed hooker. With scoliosis. And
Disaster Movie 2 doesn't count.
Erin Dummovich wearing the tackiest dress ever at the aforementioned Pink Party:




Is it me or did this bitch hit the wall?
Hard, ugh.
hard indeed.
oh, Vanessa. It's charming when a 9 year old dreams of winning an oscar, or doing a keg stand on the moon, or being the hottest waitress at Dennys. But when you're 27 and haven't worked in 5 years... maybe you should pretend it has always been your dream to design an awesome lip gloss collection or something.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oooh man. Hee. That takes the cake.
Oh, honey. I totally just reached out to my computer and patted her on the head. Oooh boy. This chick is hilarious!