Kiss of Death
Kiss of Death: (Noun) A fatal or destructive relationship or action.Last night Lily Allen co-hosted the GQ Men of the Year Awards with Elton John. Now, given how awesomely she handles herself at these types of affairs, it was pretty much inevitable that she get completely wasted on stage. But then? Things got worse. She got into a verbal altercation with Sir Elton:
When she came to announce '...and now the most important part of the night', Elton chipped in 'What? Are you going to have another drink?' She fired back: 'F*** off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!' The shocked audience fell silent.
A clearly rattled Elton replied 'I could still snort you under the table'. To which she replied: 'F*** off. I don't know what you are talking about.' (Source)
Nice going there, champ... Pissing off Elton John. I mean, the guy once picked a fight with Madonna. Evil, undead, Madonna for chrissakes! When Elton John says he's going to snort someone under the table, he doesn't mean just to do more coke than them. He actually means that he's going to crush your ass with the tidy little heel of his boot and snort you under the table. So I sure hope Lily enjoys looking over her shoulder and running in fear for the rest of her life. Elton's a'comin for you, bitch!
That bitch better watch out...Elton is a stone cold killer and he could snuff her out faster than she could miscarry. She better be hiding come Saturday.
Could this chick possibly be more offensive? I don't get why people keep hiring her to host events and the like. Wouldn't it have been great if Elton had just up and bitch slapped her?
Man, this is irritating, because I actually do like her music. She really needs to go back to the studio, where she can only speak in rehearsed lines, and use booze for creativity, not bitchiness.
The fault lies with her employers.....they should know better than to let her drink on their time/dime, much less let her speak...she is truly an instant idiot (just add alcohol)....and she continues to make that public.