License to Drive: (Title) 1988 teen comedy/adventure, starring Corey Haim and Corey Feldman, which really has nothing to do with this post.

You know what is always a bad idea? Buying your kid some brand new, expensive car when he or she turns 16 so they can eff it all up. If your kid is Miley Cyrus, however, she just buys it for herself:

In late August, the star ordered a fully loaded white Mercedes-Benz CLK 550 Cabriolet with a sticker price of $75,375. “Miley wanted special options like parking assist and a cream-colored leather interior, so she ordered the car early,” her pal says. “She’s telling everyone that she hopes to get a car when she turns 16, so when it comes, she can say it was a surprise from her parents.” (Source)

Pretty sneaky, Miley... But you know what $75 grand doesn't buy? Passing your driver's license, you little shit. And just so you know, DMV exam proctors actually love when you play chicken with oncoming locomotives. Yeah, they don't tell you this, but they totally give extra credit for badass motherfucking speed and agility.