Musical Chairs: (Noun) A series of changes or exchanges of position, esp. in a political or commercial organization.

Just one day after I reported that Drew Barrymore and Kirsten Dunst were allegedly giving each other the bitch eye, Kirsten has already dumped The Mac Guy and now Drew Barrymore has moved onto Ed Westwick from "Gossip Girl."

Westwick, wearing leather pants and pointed shoes, accompanied Barrymore to the after-party at Bowery Electric where the pair continued their PDA. Barrymore even straddled Bass — um, we mean Westwick — in a move not dissimilar to that time Serena did it with Nate on the bar. (Source)

Jesus F. Christ. Even I can barely keep up with who these godforsaken celebrities are screwing anymore. If they say you've slept with every other person your lover has slept with, then by my calculations everyone in Hollywood has fucked each other a minimum of fifty times. Kind of like the cheerleading squad and football team, only on a more grand-scale level, and with more homosexuality and incest. It kind of hurts my head even thinking about it. Maybe I should get out of the gossip business and move onto a field less complicated, like global socioeconomics.

Also -- and this may be fairly inconsequential -- but I kind of got the impression that Ed Westwick wasn't totally into... You know, chicks: