Purity: (Noun) Freedom from immorality, esp. of a sexual nature.

I guess Jordin Sparks didn't need to waste the last 30 second of her fifteen minutes defending the Jonas Brothers after all, (buh bye!) because they've got somebody even better sticking up for them now: Paris Hilton!

"I don't pick on them," Hilton told Usmagazine.com after Brand's remarks. "That's something cool for a kid to keep, so don't pick on them for that."

"I think that they're all really good kids and that they're definitely our next generation of kids and they're all really good so I think that's awesome," Hilton added. (Source)

And you know, maybe if Paris had worn a promise ring when she was younger, she wouldn't have turned out such a whore. Yep, by now she probably would have settled down with some nice boy from church, had a bunch of rugrats, and never would have made that sex tape and gotten really, really famous. See kids? That's what being a filthy whore gets you: really stinkin' rich and famous. Better get yourself one of those rings, STAT.

I have no idea what Paris is doing or holding here: