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britney0917.jpgRelapse: (Noun) A deterioration in someone's state of health after a temporary improvement.

Oh.... Crap. So much for her absolutely no sugar, not-even-in-fruit diet. This right here is about the equivalent of seeing a known alcoholic stumble out of a dank bar at three in the afternoon. Plus, the greasy hair piled up on her head? Flip-flops? Tank-top with visible bra-straps? Given these early warning signs, I predict we may we headed for a Category Four Britney Meltdown. Stay tuned for updates. Any sightings of Britney in a gas station or Adnan Ghalib should be treated with extreme caution; passerbys are urged to seek immediate cover.



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BarbadoSlim said:

Hahahaha, you can try to dress up a pig, put it in rehab, have it dance for you, but...you know...


Nicole said:

Meh, that's pretty much how I dress all summer. If you can see my bra straps, at least you know I'm wearing a bra. Plus, a lot of women who color their hair (myself included) don't wash it every day.


Mrs. Plainview said:

If you're famous and there's nobody to dress you or wash your hair, why bother, yo?


Stacey Author Profile Page said:

I guess it's technically a plus that she's even wearing a bra, period. When the bra goes, that's the final indication sanity has left the building.


paris herpes said:

There goes the diet! One of those probably has almost 500 calories or something in it. I don't even like Frapps, they're too sugary!

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