Scandalous: (Adjective) Causing public outrage by a perceived offense against morality.

God, Madonna sucks. Really, I don't know of any other way to preface this. During a Rome stop on her "Sticky & Sweet" tour, Madonna "outraged" Catholics by dedicating a performance of "Like a Virgin" to the Pope. I know, can you even believe it? Shocking!

The controversial singer, who comes from a devout Italian Catholic family but now follows the Kabbalah faith, dedicated her 1984 hit to Pope Benedict XVI at the Rome, Italy stop on her Sticky & Sweet world tour on Saturday. She told the crowd: "I dedicate this song to the Pope because I'm a child of God. All of you are also children of God." (Source)

You know what? Not to take the side of the Catholic Church or anything, but those people could benefit from the same damn advice parents give their kids to deal with bullies at school: just ignore her and she'll go away. The fact that they even acknowledge this shit credits Madonna with tons more relevancy than she deserves. I personally dream of the day that old hag resorts to masturbating with a giant, crucifix-shaped dildo onstage and the Pope just rolls his eyes and is all, "Over it!" Then and only then, will Madonna truly be defeated.