Smoker

shenae0926_1.jpgSmoker: (Noun) A person who smokes tobacco regularly.

Sheneneh Grimes says she doesn't have an eating disorder. And judging by this photo I kind of have to believe her. See? She's totally not an anorexic! She just smokes. A lot. After your fifth or sixth pack a day, the nicotine just kind of kicks in and starts steering the ship, eliminating your need for bodily nourishment.

Off topic: what nickname do you guys like better: Sheneneh like Martin Lawrence in drag, or Grimey, which was Homer Simpson's nickname for Frank Grimes? They're both kind of perfect. Oh, also? I think I'm ten-years-old.

Anyway, more of Sheneneh Grimey at some InTouch thing earlier this month:

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5 Comments


Mother Shabooboo said:

Oh, but they're both so perfect! Why not "Grimey Sheneneh"?


Stacey Author Profile Page said:

Grimey Sheneneh? Holy shit. Done and done!


Jo 'Mama' Besser said:

Wow. I was going to suggest not to use Grimey, because we don't want to dishonour the dead--especially someone who was as downtrodden and tragic as ol' Frank. But I've got to tip my hat to Mother Shabooboo, who really just took it to the bank.

Good one.


Protoguy said:

Shenehneh?!!

Really?!!!


REALLY?????!!


Steph said:

GRIMEY!

Then maybe she'll go crazy and electrocute herself hahahahah