Wait a damn minute. That Kirk Cameron Fireproof bee ess was a box office release? Someone please hold me. (Pajiba)

The hell? I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly! (Celebitchy)

Amy Winehouse has struck again and authorities now fear that she may be rabid. (Yeeeah!)

Jennifer Aniston soaks it up in Cabos. Life is so hard for celebrities. (The Blemish)

The Reege is going to be guest starring on How I Met Your Mother." (Seriously? OMG!)

YUH-IKES. This takes "bromance" to a whole disturbing new level. (Celebslam)

Maybe this is pretty mean... But still: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Agent Bedhead)

Jennie Garth looked totally adorable at the March of Dimes thinger. (IDWYL)

Tara Reid is back to looking like hot death warmed over. (usemycomputer)

James Franco does the peace sign so much cuter than Miley Cyrus. (popbytes)

Little Stephanie from "Full House" needs a groomer. (IBBB)

That scumdick Adnan Ghalib is shopping around a Britney Spears sex tape. (IDLYITW)

Oooh. This is a close-up look of Britney I'd much rather see. Do tell! Is there an eat-in kitchen??? (CelebSmack)

And on a final Britney Spears News note, she still won't take that damn ratty-ass weave out of her head. (Lainey Gossip)