Oh. No. Davy Jones is being creepy with his sad old man titties again. (Seriously? OMG!)

Awww!!! Congrats to George Takei and his partner, who finally tied the knot. Look how happy and cute they are! It warms even my icy little heart. (CelebSmack)

Matthew McConaughey is finally putting his money where that ginormous bulge in his pants is. (Yeeeah!)

Eva Mendes says she's banged in all 50 states. Uhh, congratulations? (Celebitchy)

J Lo finally completed her big triathlon so maybe she'll STFU about it already. (Celebslam)

Oh and guess what? Like, a million other celebrities competed in the same triathlon as J Lo, but just didn't talk about it incessantly. (The Blemish)

Here's some gratuitous David Duchovny in drag, because "Twin Peaks" was awesome and so is Duchovny. (Agent Bedhead)

Damn, it just ain't safe for paparazzi these days. Now Lindsay is on the attack! (IDLYITW)

Chucky tunrs 20 today. Just wait until he's legal to drink... Then all hell is really gonna break loose. (popbytes)

Get ready for Britney's comeback, part three hundred and fifty-seven. (Lainey Gossip)

Kathy Griffin is winning Emmys, as well as the hearts of bloggers. (IBBB)

Did Fey nail it or did she nail it? Watch it for the first time or watch it again. (Pajiba)