Learn the difference between a vagina and the insides of a person's thighs. (The Blemish)

I think I finally figured out what Samantha Ronson sees in on Lindsay. (usemycomp)

Let's play the guessing game of What Did Akon Do To His Fans This Time? (Yeeeah!)

Check out the footage of Preachy McPreachface Jordin Sparks defending the honor of promise rings, and see if you don't want to punch her in the face. (IDLYITW)

Ashlee Simpson carrying two bouncing baby douchebags? (CelebritySmack)

One of the New Kids is bringing his new kid on tour with him. (Seriously? OMG!)

Today in totally redundant confirmations, Heather Mills former publicist confirms that she's a lying, gold-digging piece of shit. (Celebitchy)

Hollywood stands up to cancer; kicks cancer's sorry ass. (popbytes)

Teri Hatcher wants her daughter to have great sex and not sit on public toilet seats, and doesn't mention anything about condoms. Aren't wieners dirty, too? (Celebslam)

I find it difficult to believe that Paris Hilton has tested for anything else besides herpes and gonorrhea in her life. (Agent Bedhead)

J Lo is rubbing her triathlon body in everybodys faces. (LaineyGossip)

For everyone who was frustrated with all the loose ends in the first Scorpion King, here is a real-time review of Scorpion King 2: The Rise of the Warriors. (Pajiba)

Hey look! It's everyone's favorite, Baby Fathead! (Jezebel)