Kirsten Dunst hates fashion as much as she hates Stridex pads and hairbrushes. (Yeeeah!)

Oooooh! Somebody got a parking ticket! (usemycomputer)

Lynne Spears wants everyone to know, it wasn't her fault. Not any of it. (The Blemish)

Nicole Richie might be taking her Baby Fathead and leaving! (IDLYITW)

Wow, Leighton Meester is actually not a terrible singer. (Seriously? OMG!)

Kendra, Holly and the other one are all supposedly getting spin-off shows. (Celebitchy)

Did you know that every time Courtney Love flips off the paparazzi while high on meth, an angel gets its wings? (Celebslam)

We're only a gust away from seeing David Duchovny's package. (Agent Bedhead)

Poor Sienna Miller is finding out nobody is fan of homewrecking sluts. (CelebSmack)

Kate Hudson is looking a bit unsteady on her feet. (popbytes)

Megan Fox is the poor man's Angelina Jolie. (Lainey Gossip)

Anyone wonder what Skank Cancer's been up to lately? I know, know... We don't call her that anymore. Just once for good old times sake. (Pajiba)